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Trump’s secret tower

Trump’s secret tower

Karina Myrenget, Staff Writer
April 29, 2016
Filed under News Lite

The Trump Erotic novel was a highly anticipated work of fiction this year.The idea started with a few tweets by comedian Elijah Daniel, who started tweeting about getting drunk, writing an entire sex novel about Donald Trump, and putting it on Amazon.He ended up following through with his promise,... Read more »

You just hit the ninjackpot

Saif Khan, Staff Writer
April 29, 2016
Filed under News Lite

Are you an eligible, media experienced acrobat proficient in broken Japanese and shadowy combat?Are you hankering for a whopping $19,000 a year?Then you might just be suited for the Ieyasu Tokugawa and Hanzo Hattori Ninja Team.Started in August 2015, this team of six not-so-highly- trained... Read more »

This pun was on porpoise

Tristen Singer, Staff Writer
April 29, 2016
Filed under News Lite, Showcase

Dolphins are the cute, cuddly and innocent friends of the sea.But in the case of six dolphins currently patrolling the ports of Russia, all is not as it seems.That’s right, as a part of a program dating back to the 1960s, Russia over-seas its very own fleet of “attack dolphins.”Sound... Read more »

Assassins is more than just a game; it’s a way of life

Assassins is more than just a game; it’s a way of life

Nate Rankin, Staff Writer
March 15, 2016
Filed under News Lite, Showcase

As second semester seniors, we have a lot of pressure on us to show the world that we can be successful young adults.We’re supposed to show responsibility, independence and qualities that would deem us “acceptable” by colleges and “employable” by the work force.The game of Assassins... Read more »

Prom costs more than Kanye’s shoes

Prom costs more than Kanye’s shoes

Tristen Singer, Staff Writer
March 15, 2016
Filed under News Lite

It’s finally over. The holiday season and all of the reckless spending brought with it has finally drawn to a close.Whether you’re still kicking yourself for buying that useless hoverboard, or spending way too much on your significant other’s Valentines gift, we can all agree on one thing.... Read more »

Uber puppy service is more cuddly than ever

Jessica Yuan, Staff Writer
March 15, 2016
Filed under News Lite

Having a “ruff” day? Instead of chugging down  another cup of coffee, there’s now a much cuter alternative for that little boost during your mid-day crash.Throughout the course of the past year, UberPuppies has been delivering little bundles of joy straight to the doorsteps of offices and... Read more »

Droning is about to get a lot more fun

Droning is about to get a lot more fun

Cameron Harris, Staff Writer
February 8, 2016
Filed under News Lite

Amazon delivers everything. Well, not everything, but they are getting closer.Alcoholic beverages are now being delivered by Amazon. Choose your one hour delivery for an extra eight dollars, or just wait two hours for no delivery fee.The question is, why hasn’t Amazon used their most powerful... Read more »

How much do you love Mickey?

How much do you love Mickey?

Chara Ty, Staff Writer
February 8, 2016
Filed under News Lite

We’re all looking for our perfect match, for the one to complete us. But it’s simply impossible to meet every single person in search for a soul mate.That’s why lonely souls seeking one another have been blessed with online dating sites catered to specific preferences. Today, there are websites... Read more »

Worst aunt ever

Tristen Singer, Staff Writer
February 4, 2016
Filed under News Lite

Here’s something that we can leave in 2015– suing your nephew for $127,000 because of a hug.This may sound crazy, but it was the reality for 54-year-old Jennifer Connell and 12-year-old Sean Tarala.The story began when Connell was attending Tarala’s birthday party in 2011. When she arrived,... Read more »

Death by selfie

Death by selfie

Anmol Arora, Staff Writer
December 7, 2015
Filed under News Lite

“But first let me take a selfie… on top of a cliff.”Our lives are filled with technology: cars, electricity, 3D printers, and, of course, cell phones.In today’s society, this statement couldn’t be more true. How many times do you go to a restaurant and see people looking down at their... Read more »