Revenge is here, girls
Shefali Shaboo, Staff Writer
April 29, 2013
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Boys better watch out, because now we’ve got them wrapped around our fingers. Every guy knows girls talk, but now girls can rate boys as well thanks to the social media app, Lulu. On Lulu, girls can rate, review, and stalk any guy plugged into social media. The app is connected to Facebook to help... Read more »
Kim Jong is still number Un
Ashton DeLano, Opinions Editor
April 29, 2013
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The time has come. The greatest and most powerful enemy of the supremely powerful United States has risen to powerful power. North Korea possess weapons of great power, a powerful will, a fearless and immortal and power-filled leader, and an “unstop-power-able” military. It has threatened the... Read more »
Cordially Clouse
Clouse, Advice Columnist
March 19, 2013
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Dear Californian readers, This is your god speaking. That’s right. It’s me, Cordially Clouse, which I know is a shocker considering this section is generally my territory. Anyway, I bet you’re wondering why I called you all here today. As a writer, I don’t ask for much. A small audience... Read more »
Not all fairy tales end happily ever after
Kaila Young, Staff Writer
March 19, 2013
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Once upon a time, fairy tales were innocent stories to be read to children before bed. The ones that happened to make it to the big screen were family-friendly and produced by Disney. Just by glancing through a few of them, the moral significance is obvious: “Cinderella” taught us to make curfew... Read more »
How to train your pet leprechaun
Caitlin Stein, Staff Writer
March 19, 2013
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Saint Patrick’s Day wouldn’t be a fun holiday if it wasn’t for the excuse to pinch people who aren’t wearing green. Instead of inflicting pain on others, I chose to spend my Saint Patrick’s Day, which was Sunday, the mature way: trying to catch a leprechaun. Every Saint Patrick’s Day,... Read more »
Keeping it fertile with the Kardashians
Emily Mun, Staff Writer
February 11, 2013
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Most people can agree with me that when a new celebrity baby is born, two very conflicting thoughts pop into our heads. Personally, I wonder what the baby will look like, and I laugh because that might be a good addition to “Things more irrelevant to my life than the death of some dictator in Russia”... Read more »
Happy National Single Awareness Day
Shefali Saboo, Staff Writer
February 11, 2013
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Everyone feels the need to have a Valentine on the day of red hearts, roses, chocolates and stuffed animals. But why spend all that money on just one day out of the 365 in the year? Valentine’s day used to be free of pressure. When high school came around, hormones hit and every girl needed... Read more »
Cordially Clouse
Clouse, Advice Columnist
February 11, 2013
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Dear Cordially Clouse, How do I get into a good college without doing any work? – @sfmandatory Dear Sfmandatory, You have about three options here: 1. Be a minority. Most schools have a quota of minorities they need to fill. Extra props if you’re bilingual. And if you’re... Read more »
Clouse Responds to Fan Mail
Clouse, Advice Columnist
December 19, 2012
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To the Californian Newspaper, Hi! I love your newspaper it is awesome! I think you should add more Clouse because its my favorite article in the whole newspaper!!! The Reck it Ralph article was also really good (now I want to go see it) :) I really liked all the pictures that went with the stories,... Read more »
Cordially Clouse
Clouse, Advice Columnist
December 19, 2012
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Dear Cordially Clouse, My parents don’t care about me or my grades. But I still get A’s and good scores. What is wrong with me? – Foreva Alone Dear Foreva Alone, I’m sorry that your parents don’t do things like force you to study for hours in your room, become a classically... Read more »
