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Quizzes are not real news

Quizzes are not real news

Aaron Velasquez, Staff Writer
March 29, 2017
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The Internet is a strange, beautiful and vast wonderland. A place of infinite knowledge and one of the crowning achievements of modern civilization.  Then there’s BuzzFeed, a colossal waste of time, energy, resources, and server space. A place where logic and science are thrown to the wind...

Netflix and cheat

Netflix and cheat

Jenna Lyons, Staff Writer
March 29, 2017
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Imagine a world where every Netflix and chill session is built on lies. Betrayed, hurt, jealous. These are just some of the emotions one feels after becoming a victim of the worst dating felony possible: Netflix cheating. You may be wondering: What exactly is Netflix cheating?  It is the act...

The chilling end to Club Penguin

Josh Kyser, Staff Writer
March 29, 2017
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I am unable to cope. The loss of  The Club is devastating. I am fully heartbroken and I wonder how I will continue.  So many summers days spent online. The hours my friends spent logged on laughing, dancing and even sledding will surely be missed. I have lost my appetite in the recent weeks. Seeing...

Ganja groupee gimmick

Ganja groupee gimmick

Iris Kang, Staff Writer
February 15, 2017
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Celebratory lighters and bongs were taken out of the closet when the infamous Hollywood sign went a little skunky green on New Year’s Day. Citizens and tourists of Los Angeles could not believe their eyes when the iconic “Hollywood” sign in Hollywood Hills was changed so that it read “Hollyweed”. The...

Money first, love second

Money first, love second

Kaitlyn Martin, Staff Writer
February 15, 2017
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Valentine’s Day is the most wonderful day of the year! It’s been another great day all about love and affection.  Gosh, have I mentioned how great love is? How positively, absolutely amazing and wonderful it truly is? Have I? Well buckle up boys and girls because I’m gonna tell you why...

Alexa, the shopaholic

Vidhima Shetty, Staff Writer
February 15, 2017
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Imagine waking up one morning and accidentally becoming the owner of an antique doll collection, or having a near to lifetime supply of Froot Loops at your doorstep. These days, because technology has bridged the gap between laziness and getting the things we want, we are able to purchase items with...

The not so United States

The not so United States

Kaylie Rankin, Staff Writer
December 15, 2016
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California is arguably the most influential state.   So when Donald Trump was elected, Twitter blew up with posts and stated their anger with the hashtag Calexit, meaning that California should secede from the Union and become their own independent country.  This idea was created out...

Mars program needs more bodies

Christine Lee, Staff Writer
December 15, 2016
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Are you tired of living on the same old boring Earth? Want a new change of pace in your boring everyday life?  Calling all aspiring astronauts, Mars One is now accepting applicants to join the Mars One mission, and they want YOU to be a part of the team. Founded in 2011, “Mars One” is an...

Moose, maple syrup, and poutine: an eh-migration guide

Moose, maple syrup, and poutine: an eh-migration guide

Vidhima Shetty, Staff Writer
December 15, 2016
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In the past several months that had America strung in anticipation, the joke of moving to Canada following the possibility of Trump’s presidency circulated among many.  Plot twist: it isn’t a joke.  The night of Nov. 8 was one that proved to be problematic for a majority of the population.  The...

2016: A Burrito Odyssey

2016: A Burrito Odyssey

Brendan Ogburn, Josh Iverson,, Patrick Rettig, and Aaron Velasquez
November 7, 2016
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Four men on a quest to satisfy their hunger the only way they know how, a fat burrito that sits in their stomach.  The quest was long, ardous, and dangerous but all who embarked survived. This is their story. Mexxi’s calls itself a “authentic Mexican restaurant,” but that couldn’t...

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