What’s the deal with white people?

What’s the deal with white people?

Arman Tafazzoli, Managing Editor
December 18, 2014
Filed under News Lite, Showcase

If you were to put a picture in your head of the cast of a movie taking place in ancient Egypt, the time of pyramids and pharaohs, what would the picture look like? Surely, there must be some color in that picture. After all, a majority of all Egyptians and North Africans are and have been brownish... Read more »

Betcha can’t eat just one Cheesy Garlic Bread chip

Betcha can’t eat just one Cheesy Garlic Bread chip

Erin Fox, Managing Editor
December 18, 2014
Filed under News Lite

In a taste test by professional taste testers, aka The Californian’s fourth period class, we have concluded that the Lay’s potato chip company has officially lost its mind. Five bags of bizarrely-flavored Lay’s potato chips were  recently tasted and rated on a scale from 1-5, with ... Read more »

Sullen seagulls soar away from school

Zoe Chan, Staff Writer
November 21, 2014
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Woodward lightens up

Pierce Woodward, Advice Columnist
November 21, 2014
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Cancel your trip, North Korea closes borders

Cancel your trip, North Korea closes borders

Austin Hille, Editor In Chief
November 21, 2014
Filed under News Lite, Showcase

Ebola is bad. That’s pretty much an accepted fact. But the truth of that fact really hit home on Oct. 23 when North Korea decided to close its doors to the multitudes of tourists that visit each year because of the Ebola outbreak. Yes, even the mighty Kim Jong Un has joined the international... Read more »

Berkeley’s needy are getting ‘weedy’

Berkeley’s needy are getting ‘weedy’

Albert Liao, Staff Writer
October 17, 2014
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Do you make less than $32,000 a year and own a medical marijuana card? Don’t worry: Berkeley has free weed for you, instead of food and necessities you actually need for survival. Recently, Berkeley’s City Council unanimously passed a law to make medical marijuana free for low income workers. “There... Read more »

Woodward escapes, returns

Woodward escapes, returns

Pierce Woodward, Advice Columnist
October 17, 2014
Filed under News Lite

Hey Cal High, I’m back. Last year, I was kidnapped. Now you’re up to speed. As usual, I’m available to answer your burning questions. Dear Woodward of Wisdom, I really want to become a good role model for someone I know, what things should I do? Sincerely, Definitely Not Expecting... Read more »

Canoodling on campus

Saatvika Deshpande, Staff Writer
October 17, 2014
Filed under News Lite

You know, there’s really nothing that I enjoy more than the sight of two high schoolers going at it like hormonal chimpanzees. While a little peck here and there is common enough year-round, the few weeks that precede homecoming bear witness to a dramatic rise in displays of overly amorous affection... Read more »

Strange Map Sightings

Wynne Zhang, Staff Writer
May 30, 2014
Filed under News Lite, Online Exclusive

From crop circles to buffalo herds to people with fake pigeon heads on in Japan- it can all be discovered with the all-seeing and mighty Google Maps. People use Google Maps for navigation, but also to look through ghost towns, take  virtual vacations to the Maldives, or... Read more »

Back parking lot is a death trap

Back parking lot is a death trap

Alex Farley, Staff Writer
May 21, 2014
Filed under News Lite

It is no secret that the Cal High parking lot is a death trap overflowing with reckless and inexperienced drivers. Lazy, sleep deprived zombies race into the lot in order to not be late to school. The students, barely awake, drive aimlessly into the lot dreading the day ahead of them. Tests... Read more »