The Official Student-Run Newspaper of California High School

The Californian

The Official Student-Run Newspaper of California High School

The Californian

The Official Student-Run Newspaper of California High School

The Californian

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Quite a spin on the fidget spinner

Holden Curtis, Staff Writer October 2, 2017

The wheel. Who needs it? Sliced bread. Who cares?  None of these inventions hold a candle to the glorious fidget spinner. Surely the greatest invention of the 21st century, this small plastic...

Solar eclipse gave me super powers

Matt Martinez, Staff Writer October 2, 2017

I remember when everyone called me an idiot for staring directly into the eclipse without those stupid glasses on.  Look at me now. I’m a frickin’ X-Man.  I can’t even count how...

Terrible statues of Cristiano Ronaldo and other celebrities not only insult their likeness, but insult every single person that has to witness that kind of visual garbage.

Don’t take statues for granite

Kiley Borba, Staff Writer May 15, 2017

A statue was recently unveiled of the professional soccer player – or futbol player to the rest of the world that may be reading – Cristiano Ronaldo, the Real Madrid and Portuguese national team star. The...

Draft dodging can be anything from breaking your leg to paying off the government.

WW3 is not for me

Josh Kyser, Staff Writer May 15, 2017

With the prospect of World War III on the table, the thought of a draft has crossed the minds of many in the U.S. It isn’t an entirely irrational thought, so I’ve compiled a list of 10 easy tips...

Dallas is quite alarming

Michael Bahk, A&E Editor May 15, 2017

Remember when there was a fire alarm every hour or so during last year’s finals? Dallas just had a dose of that, except for Dallas, it brought national security into question and had the entire city...

Quizzes are not real news

Aaron Velasquez, Staff Writer March 29, 2017

The Internet is a strange, beautiful and vast wonderland. A place of infinite knowledge and one of the crowning achievements of modern civilization. Then there’s BuzzFeed, a colossal waste of time,...

Netflix and cheat

Jenna Lyons, Staff Writer March 29, 2017

Imagine a world where every Netflix and chill session is built on lies. Betrayed, hurt, jealous. These are just some of the emotions one feels after becoming a victim of the worst dating felony possible:...

The chilling end to Club Penguin

Josh Kyser, Staff Writer March 29, 2017

I am unable to cope. The loss of  The Club is devastating. I am fully heartbroken and I wonder how I will continue.  So many summers days spent online. The hours my friends spent logged on...

Ganja groupee gimmick

Iris Kang, Staff Writer February 15, 2017

Celebratory lighters and bongs were taken out of the closet when the infamous Hollywood sign went a little skunky green on New Year’s Day. Citizens and tourists of Los Angeles could not believe their...

Valentine’s Day is extremely important, I mean what other day reminds us of our l

Money first, love second

Kaitlyn Martin, Staff Writer February 15, 2017

Valentine’s Day is the most wonderful day of the year! It’s been another great day all about love and affection.  Gosh, have I mentioned how great love is? How positively, absolutely amazing...

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