The Official Student-Run Newspaper of California High School

The Californian

The Official Student-Run Newspaper of California High School

The Californian

The Official Student-Run Newspaper of California High School

The Californian

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Alexa, the shopaholic

Vidhima Shetty, Editor in chief February 15, 2017

Imagine waking up one morning and accidentally becoming the owner of an antique doll collection, or having a near to lifetime supply of Froot Loops at your doorstep. These days, because technology has...

The United States will miss their main source of Mexican food and iPhones if California secedes from the rest of the country.

The not so United States

Kaylie Rankin, Staff Writer December 15, 2016

California is arguably the most influential state.   So when Donald Trump was elected, Twitter blew up with posts and stated their anger with the hashtag Calexit, meaning that California should...

Mars program needs more bodies

Christine Lee, Staff Writer December 15, 2016

Are you tired of living on the same old boring Earth? Want a new change of pace in your boring everyday life?  Calling all aspiring astronauts, Mars One is now accepting applicants to join the...

Canada has become the most desired bachelor in North America, so who will get the rose?

Moose, maple syrup, and poutine: an eh-migration guide

Vidhima Shetty, Editor in chief December 15, 2016

In the past several months that had America strung in anticipation, the joke of moving to Canada following the possibility of Trump’s presidency circulated among many.  Plot twist: it isn’t...

Clockwise from upper left, Josh Iverson, Aaron Velasquez, Brendan Ogburn and Patrick Rettig battle with foil encrusted tortilla demons. All pictured were victorious except Brendan, who could only finish half of his burrito.

2016: A Burrito Odyssey

Four men on a quest to satisfy their hunger the only way they know how, a fat burrito that sits in their stomach.  The quest was long, ardous, and dangerous but all who embarked survived. This...

Brandon Victoriano relaxes at an elite campus location.

Victoriano’s Secret: Friendship?

Brandon Victoriano, Online Moderator and Editor November 7, 2016

Dear Brandon, Hi, I’m a senior and I was wondering how I could make some friends. It’s been four years and although we will all be moving away after this year, I can’t stand the loneliness anymore....

Note 7 blows away the competition

Ilene Morrisette, A&E Editor November 7, 2016

The new Samsung Note 7 has proven to have recently become a very hot product. One can say it has really blown up with consumers.  Recently there have been many cases of the smartphone overheating...

Lone Star State becomes loner

Aaron Velasquez, Staff Writer September 29, 2016

Since the dawn of time man has tried to unravel the mystery as to why Texas has this never-ending desire to secede from the Union. The newest movement to secede has been headed by Daniel Miller, a sixth...

Emojis take over

Kaitlyn Martin, Staff Writer September 29, 2016

Apple unveiled earlier this month 100 new and redesigned emojis, which were distributed among the buyers and loyal customers for the IOS 10. These brand new super duper emojis are either slightly altered...

The omnipotent entity that is Brandon Victoriano basking in his own glory.

Victoriano’s Secret: Sexy advice

Brandon Victoriano, Online Moderator and Editor September 29, 2016

Editor’s note: After a year hiatus, the News Lite advice column is back!  We apologize to our readers in advance. Dear Brandon, I have this friend who is obsessed with memes. What should I do?...

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