In the darkest of times, our childhood has risen up from the ashes.
On April 1, the world rejoiced for the first time in a long time, as the monumentally popular online game, Club Penguin, made a triumphant...
Josh Nichols, News Lite Editor
• February 11, 2020
I hate “Cats”. Never before has a movie marinated me into a boredom induced coma, complete with shock and outright fear, until now.
Let’s take a journey into the trenches.
“Cats”...
Oh, Valentine’s Day, a time when both love and disappointment is in the air.
Love in accordance to the holiday itself, and disappointment for those who don’t have that special someone.
One...
If you thought that California was America’s pothole, let me introduce you to the state having spasms in the gutter. Meet Florida, and its bold and highly fanatical population.
For those of you who...
Ladies and gentlemen, let’s get ready to rumble.
Two heavy-hitters are about to enter the ring in the case of Trump v. California. The two have been known to trade blows in and out of the court...
The most anticipated storming of a secretive Air Force Base in American history happened on Sept. 20. Kinda.
“AlienStock” was not a bop, but rather a over-hyped flop.
Rather than a Spartan...
A few months ago, a woman sat down on a seat in a BART train on what she thought was chocolate, except it wasn’t.
Bay Area Rapid Transit (BART) is supposed to be a fast and efficient way to get...
Please have pity on me, for I have the displeasure of taking a miniature hike every day and I have no say in the matter. I have four periods that require vast amounts of labor just to get to my next academic...
I cannot believe I am using my talents to write this.
Now I’ll be honest, the only time I have ever watched anything James Charles is when it is being spoon fed to me, dank meme style on Twitter.
In...
With every day that goes by that we have to endure eight grueling hours at an educational institution comes that insatiable urge to just… not care.
As we get closer and closer to the end of...
