Editor’s note: After a year hiatus, the News Lite advice column is back!  We apologize to our readers in advance. Dear Brandon, I have this friend who is obsessed with memes. What should I do?...

An accident has occurred. While celebrating his recent victory in saving a noticeable portion of the East Bay Area, Pierce Woodward went to the beach. To. Chill. Out. A rogue wave crashed up on...