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The Californian

The Official Student-Run Newspaper of California High School

The Californian

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Here are some of the best homework excuses given by teachers at Cal!

English teacher Donna Montague:
“My homework was in the trunk and I got into a car crash. My car was in impound.”

Health teacher Susan Fitch:
“I had a banana in my backpack and it smushed all over my homework.”

English teacher Michelle Mascote:
“My brother ate my homework.”

History teacher Sam Ferman:
“I was puking all night, so I didn’t do my homework.”

History teacher Anja Klein:
“My homework was in the car and my parents took away my car. As part of my punishment, they refused to give me back my homework.”

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