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‘Bachelor’ gone bad

By Sydnie Parker

As far as gorgeous men and potential trophy husbands go, this season’s “Bachelor” Brad Womack fits the bill perfectly.

Womack resembles a real life Ken doll, tall, blonde, and with abs that would make even “The Situation” jealous.

Yes, at first glance Womack is the perfect Bachelor for the popular ABC show. But if you can tear your eyes away from his abs for long enough, you realize some alarming flaws.

The first one is that this is not his first time on “The Bachelor.”

This is Womack’s second go at finding love. He was previously cast on the show’s 11th season and caused quite a commotion.

He brought two girls to the final and outright rejected them both, a first in Bachelor history.

Besides breaking some hearts, Womack has had a history of breaking some laws.

According to E!, Womack was arrested for forging a drivers license in 1993. Then later that year, he was arrested again for public intoxication and passing a bad check.

There is no doubt that Womack is an authentic bad boy. Unfortunately, his name is not.

Womack was born Stephen Bradley Picklsimer. Yes, Picklsimer.

With a last name like Picklesimer, I cant blame him for changing his name.  My only question, why Womack?

After learning all this, regrettably, Womack’s future as a potential trophy husband is not looking that shiny.

At least the winner will have something nice to look at, and the other contestants can rest easy knowing there are better fish in the sea.

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