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The Official Student-Run Newspaper of California High School

The Californian

The Official Student-Run Newspaper of California High School

The Californian

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Sullen seagulls soar away from school

Zoe Chan, Zoe Chan November 21, 2014

The campus is quiet. Too quiet. The usual raucous clamor is gone. For years Cal High had been plagued by a pestilence, a disease, of immense filth and foulness. The blight struck fear into the...

Woodward lightens up

Pierce Woodward, Advice Columnist November 21, 2014

Good to write to you again. Last issue was cut a bit short and my recent activities were transferred online to The Californian website. The following may contain confusing material without previous...

Cancel your trip, North Korea closes borders

Austin Hille, Editor In Chief November 21, 2014

Ebola is bad. That’s pretty much an accepted fact. But the truth of that fact really hit home on Oct. 23 when North Korea decided to close its doors to the multitudes of tourists that visit each year...

Berkeleys needy are getting weedy

Berkeley’s needy are getting ‘weedy’

Albert Liao, Staff Writer October 17, 2014

Do you make less than $32,000 a year and own a medical marijuana card? Don’t worry: Berkeley has free weed for you, instead of food and necessities you actually need for survival. Recently, Berkeley’s...

Woodward escapes, returns

Woodward escapes, returns

Pierce Woodward, Advice Columnist October 17, 2014

Hey Cal High, I’m back. Last year, I was kidnapped. Now you’re up to speed. As usual, I’m available to answer your burning questions. Dear Woodward of Wisdom, I really want to become...

Canoodling on campus

Saatvika Deshpande, Staff Writer/Artist October 17, 2014

You know, there’s really nothing that I enjoy more than the sight of two high schoolers going at it like hormonal chimpanzees. While a little peck here and there is common enough year-round, the few...

Strange Map Sightings

Wynne Zhang, Graphics Edior May 30, 2014

From crop circles to buffalo herds to people with fake pigeon heads on in Japan- it can all be discovered with the all-seeing and mighty Google Maps. People use Google Maps for navigation, but also to...

Back parking lot is a death trap

Back parking lot is a death trap

Alex Farley, Staff Writer May 21, 2014

It is no secret that the Cal High parking lot is a death trap overflowing with reckless and inexperienced drivers. Lazy, sleep deprived zombies race into the lot in order to not be late to school. The...

Where oh where could Woodward be?

Where oh where could Woodward be?

Pierce Woodward, Advice Columnist May 21, 2014

Well guys, it’s official. I’ve been stolen. I’ve always dreamed about situations like this. About what I’d do, the hidden messages I’d sneak through. Then my kidnapper gives me a pen and paper...

Prom and ball bring pain to all

Prom and ball bring pain to all

Sam Gershik, News Lite Editor April 10, 2014

Junior Prom has come and gone and next on many students’ agenda is Senior Ball. Prom and ball are the bat mitzvah, the quinceanera, the Sweet Sixteen party every young man never had. He gets to dress...

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