Dear Woodward of Wisdom,
How do I make friends?
Sincerely, Lone Wolf
Dear Lone Wolf,
It was a dark, stormy, and lonely night. I’d gathered all the supplies. Glancing quickly over...
Shout out to all the Beliebers out there who just want to #freebieber from facing time in prison.
Justin Bieber only got a DUI and partook in illegal activities. He’s 19 years old. Everyone makes...
Dear Woodward of Wisdom,
Any tips on surviving a zombie apocalypse?
Sincerely, Patient Zero
Dear Patient Zero,
I knew I’d get asked this question sometime before the end of the...
By next year, Amazon.com will likely have fully-functioning delivery drones.
Thank goodness, because if shoppers have to wait another second for their Pyrex Prepware 3-piece mixing bowl set, they would...
I don’t think there is way to present this that makes me sound like a sane individual, so I’m just going to come out and say it. I skipped two days of school last month in order to camp out in front...
Dear Woodward of Wisdom,
People keep finding me in their closet. Is there a better place for me to hide?
Sincerely, the Monster
Dear the Monster,
First off, let me say that I really...
Okay, it’s 2014. That means no more junk food, learn how to break dance, and be in bed by 9 p.m.. Sounds possible, for a month at the most. That’s right, New Year’s resolutions. We all make...
Senioritis is a disease that strikes most, if not all, of the senior population.
Some symptoms may include skipping class, excessively wearing yoga pants or sweats with sweatshirts, generally not giving...
Imagine thousands of students shuffling lethargically to first period, completely unaware they are about to enter a struggle for their lives that will result in destroyed friendships, unlikely alliances,...
Most people haven’t heard of the man, no, the legend, that is Patrice Wilson.
He’s not at the top of the iTunes music store, nor is he headlining record-breaking films. Wilson is simply a music...
