Dear Cordially Clouse,
I asked this girl to ball and we went together, but I’m not sure what our relationship status is now. How do I know if we’re a couple yet?
Dazed and Confused
Dear...
Dear Readers,
Well, you exceeded my non-existent expectations, but really not by much. I got one response from an acquaintance, one from my teacher, one from my best friend, and one from an anonymous...
Dear Cordially Clouse,
How do I get into a good college without doing any work?
– @sfmandatory
Dear Sfmandatory,
You have about three options here:
1. Be a minority. Most schools...
To the Californian Newspaper,
Hi! I love your newspaper it is awesome! I think you should add more Clouse because its my favorite article in the whole newspaper!!! The Reck it Ralph article was also...
Dear Cordially Clouse,
My parents don’t care about me or my grades. But I still get A’s and good scores. What is wrong with me?
– Foreva Alone
Dear Foreva Alone,
I’m sorry...
Dear Cordially Clouse,
There are always a hoard of people in front of my locker. How do I make them leave so I can get my stuff?
– @emeereee
Dear Emeereeeeeeeee,
To diagnose your problem,...
Dear Cordially Clouse,
I am a freshman with a third floor bottom level locker. How do I get a better locker?
– Tim
Dear Tim,
Well, there are two approaches you can take to this. The first...
