The Official Student-Run Newspaper of California High School

The Californian

The Official Student-Run Newspaper of California High School

The Californian

The Official Student-Run Newspaper of California High School

The Californian

The Mythical Lord of the Switch

Conan Maron, News Lite Editor May 30, 2018

Some say it never existed. That the concepts of the Switch were nonexistent. That the Switches seemed to transcend across all space and time only to disappear into oblivion without sudden notice.  Now...

Go mutts over the pets in the newsroom

Go ‘mutts’ over the pets in the newsroom

Emma Hall, Managing Editor February 9, 2018

Breaking meows! Heel the press! The Californian would like to give appreciation and gratitude to these pets of pawsitivity.  Working for The Californian can be sometimes stressful, so it’s only...

2017: The good, the bad, the ugly

2017: The good, the bad, the ugly

Conan Maron, News Lite Editor December 19, 2017

On Jan. 21, 2017, America watched their new emperor say the words, “I, Donald J. Trump, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the...

How the Little Rocket Man stole Christmas

Alex Suehiro, Staff Writer December 19, 2017

’Twas the night before Christmas, when all through North Korea, not a creature was stirring, not even with diarrhea. The North Koreans were nestled all snug in their cots, while visions of the great...

Crazed hormone fueled teens fight a turf war of diabetic proportions; animal style.

All chaotic on the In-N-Out front

Kevin Sablynski, Staff Writer November 7, 2017

The San Ramon In-N-Out  Burger location turns into a harrowing war front after any Cal High event.  With each Friday night football game, the unsuspecting establishment is plagued with riots...

The car goes skrt skrt when Kian Jafari risks it all at dangerously high speeds for a thrust into euphoria and adrenaline. It is hard to distinguish if the trail of smoke is from his drifting or from his burning need for speed.

Kian Jafari: San Ramon’s drifting legend

Holden Curtis, Staff Writer November 7, 2017

Many people in today’s society dream of being an action star, fighting crime and getting into car chases.  For most people, having a persona out of a blockbuster movie will always remain a farfetched...

Dabbing no longer just a dance move

Kevin Sablynski, Staff Writer October 2, 2017

As expected, teens stuck in the confines of school have gone under the radar with vaping these days, taking a step further than an average nicotine-based JUUL. It’s along the lines of marijuana now. It’s...

Quite a spin on the fidget spinner

Holden Curtis, Staff Writer October 2, 2017

The wheel. Who needs it? Sliced bread. Who cares?  None of these inventions hold a candle to the glorious fidget spinner. Surely the greatest invention of the 21st century, this small plastic...

Solar eclipse gave me super powers

Matt Martinez, Staff Writer October 2, 2017

I remember when everyone called me an idiot for staring directly into the eclipse without those stupid glasses on.  Look at me now. I’m a frickin’ X-Man.  I can’t even count how...

Terrible statues of Cristiano Ronaldo and other celebrities not only insult their likeness, but insult every single person that has to witness that kind of visual garbage.

Don’t take statues for granite

Kiley Borba, Staff Writer May 15, 2017

A statue was recently unveiled of the professional soccer player – or futbol player to the rest of the world that may be reading – Cristiano Ronaldo, the Real Madrid and Portuguese national team star. The...

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