The Official Student-Run Newspaper of California High School

The Californian

The Official Student-Run Newspaper of California High School

The Californian

The Official Student-Run Newspaper of California High School

The Californian

Draft dodging can be anything from breaking your leg to paying off the government.

WW3 is not for me

Josh Kyser, Staff Writer May 15, 2017

With the prospect of World War III on the table, the thought of a draft has crossed the minds of many in the U.S. It isn’t an entirely irrational thought, so I’ve compiled a list of 10 easy tips...

Dallas is quite alarming

Michael Bahk, A&E Editor May 15, 2017

Remember when there was a fire alarm every hour or so during last year’s finals? Dallas just had a dose of that, except for Dallas, it brought national security into question and had the entire city...

Quizzes are not real news

Aaron Velasquez, Staff Writer March 29, 2017

The Internet is a strange, beautiful and vast wonderland. A place of infinite knowledge and one of the crowning achievements of modern civilization. Then there’s BuzzFeed, a colossal waste of time,...

Netflix and cheat

Jenna Lyons, Staff Writer March 29, 2017

Imagine a world where every Netflix and chill session is built on lies. Betrayed, hurt, jealous. These are just some of the emotions one feels after becoming a victim of the worst dating felony possible:...

Hamster balls have become the greatest form of transportation since the bicycle.

They see him floatin, they be a hatin’

Taylor Singer, Staff Writer June 3, 2016

A 42-year-old Florida man was rescued last month in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean after trying to embark on a 3,000-mile long nautical journey aboard an inflatable hamster ball. This modern Magellan...

Whether it’s Nerf bullets or responsibility, Cal high seniors are exceptionally good at dodging anything that comes their way.

Assassins is more than just a game; it’s a way of life

Nate Rankin, Staff Writer March 15, 2016

As second semester seniors, we have a lot of pressure on us to show the world that we can be successful young adults. We’re supposed to show responsibility, independence and qualities that would deem...

“Promposals,” have gotten more and more expensive as the years have gone on. By 2020, perhaps we will be asking people to prom with literal stacks of cash.

Prom costs more than Kanye’s shoes

Tristen Singer, Staff Writer March 15, 2016

It’s finally over. The holiday season and all of the reckless spending brought with it has finally drawn to a close. Whether you’re still kicking yourself for buying that useless hoverboard, or...

John Elledge and Whitney Alexander celebrate their day of holy matrimony in the greenest and chillest way they know how.

Newlyweds say, “High do”

Saif Khan, Staff Writer October 19, 2015

Weed, ganja, pot, bud, tree, dro, hemp, reefer, hash, grass. Whatever title you bestow upon the burning bush, it is clear that marijuana has enjoyed a significant rise in prominence and popularity in...

Bubba sits attentively as his wonderful mind absorbs information at a fascinating rate..

San Jose student shocks the world

Emma Hall, Managing Editor October 19, 2015

All over the nation there has been word of an extraordinary student at Leland High School in San Jose. His attributes have changed California’s history and have made national news. This particular...

Sit down and listen up, you freshmen

Cameron Harris, News Lite Editor October 19, 2015

Freshman year is a year of firsts. First high school experience, first block schedule, and your first set of unwritten rules. These rules and regulations have been passed down since Cal High ’s founding...

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