Dear Woodward of Wisdom,
People keep finding me in their closet. Is there a better place for me to hide?
Sincerely, the Monster
Dear the Monster,
First off, let me say that I really...
Okay, it’s 2014. That means no more junk food, learn how to break dance, and be in bed by 9 p.m.. Sounds possible, for a month at the most. That’s right, New Year’s resolutions. We all make...
Senioritis is a disease that strikes most, if not all, of the senior population.
Some symptoms may include skipping class, excessively wearing yoga pants or sweats with sweatshirts, generally not giving...
Imagine thousands of students shuffling lethargically to first period, completely unaware they are about to enter a struggle for their lives that will result in destroyed friendships, unlikely alliances,...
Most people haven’t heard of the man, no, the legend, that is Patrice Wilson.
He’s not at the top of the iTunes music store, nor is he headlining record-breaking films. Wilson is simply a music...
Dear Woodward of Wisdom,
Oh?
Sincerely, Unconcerned Third Party
Dear Unconcerned Third Party,
No, sorry, I didn’t mean to disturb you!
Sincerely, Woodward of Wisdom
He...
With AP testing finally out of the way, many students are able to return to their lives here at Cal High.
These dreaded tests took over the minds of so many students, bred countless nightmares, and...
Dear Cordially Clouse,
I asked this girl to ball and we went together, but I’m not sure what our relationship status is now. How do I know if we’re a couple yet?
Dazed and Confused
Dear...
Dear Readers,
Well, you exceeded my non-existent expectations, but really not by much. I got one response from an acquaintance, one from my teacher, one from my best friend, and one from an anonymous...
Boys better watch out, because now we’ve got them wrapped around our fingers. Every guy knows girls talk, but now girls can rate boys as well thanks to the social media app, Lulu.
On Lulu, girls can...
