by Tyler Hollander, staff writer
A new sensation is ripping through the nation giving a cause for celebration because it’s soon going to be Friday, and it’s time to party! Yeah!
Never before has there been an eighth grader as loved as Rebecca Black, and her singing is like that of an angel armed with the knowledge of days of the week.
If you ever need to learn the days of the week, just listen to Black’s song, “Friday,” and in only 3:48 you too can learn the order of the days of the week to a catchy and simply unforgettable song.
Just listening to the amazing melody and vocal talents of Black can cure cancer, solve world hunger, and prevent the world from ending in 2012.
To many people, the song just speaks to them. Who doesn’t like partying on Friday with all their friends while choosing to sit in either the back or the front of their obviously underage friend’s car?
Black recently told “Good Morning America” that she wants to compose a song with Justin Bieber. The world can only speculate why she would want to sing with someone so vocally inferior than herself.
Many feel teaming up of an eighth grade girl and a dashing 40-year-old rapper would suffice in her rise to fame.
The 1 million-plus people who dislike Black’s fantastic and otherworldly music video need to unclog their ears and realize this young girl’s supreme talent. How many eighth graders do you know who can bring a nation to its knees in awe?
The answer to that question is of course none. Black is one of a kind, and knows how to have fun, fun, fun, fun. She knows that America loves to party, because all eighth graders definitely party hard.
As long as Black rides the wave of popularity of her song “Friday” – which thanks to this song people now know what comes after Thursday and before Saturday – she can easily become one of the most legendary pop singers since Brittany Spears.
Watch out Miss “I did it again.” You will be dethroned, hopefully by a song that will teach people about the months in a year, because not many people know what those are.
