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Electives Cal High students truly deserve

Electives Cal High students truly deserve

Kevin Sablynski, Staff Writer

April 27, 2018


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As this school year draws to a close, the school has been scrambling to create new, innovative elective classes that students would be interested in taking. Some high schools already offer a wide variety of weird courses, such as  lumberjacking that teaches students how to properly cut down ...

Struggles of the fast food industry

Kiley Borba, Staff Writer

April 27, 2018


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The bell rings, I trudge out of my last class of the day. Finally, Friday is finished, and I completed another week of school without ruining my life. Time to go home, relax, and catch up on the five days of sleep I’ve lost… Except that won’t be happening, I need to eat a quick lunch, get dressed,...

Movie series suggestions from Dan Pan the Movie Man

Movie series suggestions from Dan Pan the Movie Man

Daniel Pan, Photo Editor

April 27, 2018


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Summer is nearly here, which can only mean one thing: sequels.  Apart from the regular Marvel movies and the inevitable adaptation of some blundisroman, there really isn’t anything out of the ordinary planned. Some French director probably once said, “A good movie is one that delights in su...

To shave or not to shave, that is the question

To shave or not to shave, that is the question

Alex Suehiro, Staff Writer

March 16, 2018


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For centuries women have shaved their legs, but it recently dawned on me to ask the question: Why don’t men shave their legs as well?  Is society to blame? I wanted to dive into the science behind why men don’t shave their legs, and why women do. Absurdly, if I asked you to name which...

College rejection in a nutshell

College rejection in a nutshell

Brian Nakajima, News Editor

March 16, 2018


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For the ephoebus senioritis, better known as the high school senior, the first three months of the second semester are tremendously distressful.  The senior must deal with the natural stress inducing agents: homework, group projects, assassins targets, and all while dealing with the predisposition...

The beginning of the end

Conan Maron, Staff Writer

March 16, 2018


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Frustrated with the results of the 2016 election? Are you still chanting the words “not my president” in 2018?  For all politically thirsty citizens wishing to implement real change, there is now a vacant government position ripe for the taking.  Just imagine, putting yourself in...

Elon Musk throws us for a loop

Elon Musk throws us for a loop

Kevin Sablynski, Staff Writer

February 9, 2018


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Elon Musk, the man who believes we all live in a simulation, is in the process of making a high-speed form of underground, long-distance transportation called a Hyperloop with SpaceX. Musk’s proposed Hyperloop will be a shuttle-like vehicle traveling in an underground tunnel and track system, much...

Go ‘mutts’ over the pets in the newsroom

Go ‘mutts’ over the pets in the newsroom

Emma Hall, Managing Editor

February 9, 2018


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Breaking meows! Heel the press! The Californian would like to give appreciation and gratitude to these pets of pawsitivity.  Working for The Californian can be sometimes stressful, so it’s only appropriate these pets are given the recognition they deserve. Here are the stories of the wonder...

Valentines for Vladimir: From yours truly, Donald J. Trump <3

Holden Curtis, Staff Writer

February 9, 2018


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As we all know, our glorious leader in the White House has been in some hot water recently, as accusations of collusion have been aimed in his direction.  Many of his underlings have been indicted in search of proof of committing these Russian wrongdoings. There has already been plenty of...

2017: The good, the bad, the ugly

2017: The good, the bad, the ugly

Conan Maron, Staff Writer

December 19, 2017


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On Jan. 21, 2017, America watched their new emperor say the words, “I, Donald J. Trump, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States. So help me God.”  But...

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