The Official Student-Run Newspaper of California High School

The Californian

The Official Student-Run Newspaper of California High School

The Californian

The Official Student-Run Newspaper of California High School

The Californian

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Cal Highs bathrooms have features many strange things, including this shrine to Taylor Swift in the girls bathroom earlier this school year.

What’s really going on in Cal High’s bathrooms?

Wyatt Golla, Staff Writer June 1, 2022

There are some places that people are just not meant to venture into. Forbidden places like he Vatican City archives, Bing, and page 2 of Google. Among these locations is one so menacing that I am...

Florida Man and his accomplice baby aligator return for the third entry of staff writer Wyatt Golla’s epic saga.

Florida Man trilogy is now complete

Wyatt Golla, Staff Writer April 29, 2022

Harken back with me, to the great trilogies of old. “The Godfather”, “The Lord of The Rings”, “Star Wars” (all three of them), “The Dark Knight”, “Indiana Jones” and many more. What...

Students spend support time doing last minute work on their phones and other activities.

Students support skipping student support

Jordan Vereen, Staff Writer April 29, 2022

No other time of the school day is as questionable as student support.  Sure, the idea of meeting with teachers or getting some time in to do homework does sound nice and dandy, but you really have...

As third quarter strikes, students minds power off and their grades plummet.

The third quarter slog, according to a stupid, sarcastic sophomore

Jordan Vereen, Staff Writer March 23, 2022

Ah, the third quarter slog, a part of school we can all come together and be apathetic about. We can all remember the rigorous work and weeks that seem to slow down like a “Matrix” gunfight during...

We all agree, $10,000 worth of ice cream equates to a monstrous pile of delicious goodness.

Cal screams for ice cream

Wyatt Golla , Staff Writer March 18, 2022

We’ve all been fooled.  There was a great revelation hidden right under our noses, and I’m one of the few people both bold and dumb enough to talk about it.  For you see, the discovery of this...

Cal’s storage museum features everything, from a foosball table to filing cabinets, to even an old piano.

Cal High’s amazing storage museum

Sydney Cicchitto, Staff Writer March 18, 2022

Do you remember the island of misfit toys from the childhood holiday classic “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer?” Or maybe you recall the memory dump from Pixar’s “Inside Out”. Perhaps you are a...

Staff writer Jordan Vereen stares in disbelief at what he sees on TikTok.

This is where social media goes to die

Jordan Vereen, Staff Writer February 14, 2022

I’m not a social media sorta guy. More of a family guy. But I’ve always been interested in online cultures. So, in the spirit of the modern day, I’m checking out a “hip” and “cool’’...

Many students spend their class time playing Snake Game and other games on their Chromebooks instead of doing their actual work.

Behind the screens of student Chromebooks

Wyatt Golla, Staff Writer February 14, 2022

In case you’ve been living under a rock for the past few months (and with COVID-19 raging again I don’t blame you) students received Chromebooks a while ago.  I’d like to preface this article...

The unique tasting soy butter and jelly sandwich is one of the many tasty treats offered as part of the new free school lunch program.

Cal cafeteria delicacies meet low expectations

Jordan Vereen, Staff Writer December 17, 2021

Ever since the beginning of the year, the food served during Cal High’s 1840’s factory worker length lunch schedule has been free for all.  But with this new priceless sustenance on the school’s...

This poor parking job in the back parking lot clearly exceeds the space limitation of the standard parking space.

Grizzlies can’t park and now everyone knows

Allison Cavanagh, A&E Editor December 17, 2021

We’ve all seen them, maybe even been featured on them, but we can’t escape them. “cal high slumped” and “grizzlies can’t park”, the infamous Instagram accounts that have caught everyone off...

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