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All chaotic on the In-N-Out front

All chaotic on the In-N-Out front

Kevin Sablynski, Staff Writer

November 7, 2017


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The San Ramon In-N-Out  Burger location turns into a harrowing war front after any Cal High event.  With each Friday night football game, the unsuspecting establishment is plagued with riots of rowdy individuals from none other than our beloved Cal High.  First come the belligerents...

Kian Jafari: San Ramon’s drifting legend

Kian Jafari: San Ramon’s drifting legend

Holden Curtis, Staff Writer

November 7, 2017


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Many people in today’s society dream of being an action star, fighting crime and getting into car chases.  For most people, having a persona out of a blockbuster movie will always remain a farfetched dream.  But for Cal High senior Kian Jafari, this dream has become an absolute reality. Jafari...

Dabbing no longer just a dance move

Kevin Sablynski, Staff Writer

October 2, 2017


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As expected, teens stuck in the confines of school have gone under the radar with vaping these days, taking a step further than an average nicotine-based JUUL. It’s along the lines of marijuana now. It’s expected to see high school students stoned in statistics, baked in biology, even inebriated...

Quite a spin on the fidget spinner

Holden Curtis, Staff Writer

October 2, 2017


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The wheel. Who needs it? Sliced bread. Who cares?  None of these inventions hold a candle to the glorious fidget spinner. Surely the greatest invention of the 21st century, this small plastic toy has captivated the minds of the easily-impressed in recent months.  But just when we...

Solar eclipse gave me super powers

Matt Martinez, Staff Writer

October 2, 2017


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I remember when everyone called me an idiot for staring directly into the eclipse without those stupid glasses on.  Look at me now. I’m a frickin’ X-Man.  I can’t even count how many times I heard the phrase, “Don’t look directly into the sun without glasses” before Aug. 21.  ...

Don’t take statues for granite

Don’t take statues for granite

Kiley Borba, Staff Writer

May 15, 2017


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A statue was recently unveiled of the professional soccer player – or futbol player to the rest of the world that may be reading – Cristiano Ronaldo, the Real Madrid and Portuguese national team star. The horrific statue now graces the Cristinao Ronaldo International Airport in Madeira, the small...

WW3 is not for me

WW3 is not for me

Josh Kyser, Staff Writer

May 15, 2017


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With the prospect of World War III on the table, the thought of a draft has crossed the minds of many in the U.S. It isn’t an entirely irrational thought, so I’ve compiled a list of 10 easy tips to help you dodge the draft. Tip 1: Get packing. One of the best ways to avoid the draft is to ...

Dallas is quite alarming

Michael Bahk, Staff Writer

May 15, 2017


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Remember when there was a fire alarm every hour or so during last year’s finals? Dallas just had a dose of that, except for Dallas, it brought national security into question and had the entire city on lockdown. On April 7, a hacker triggered all 156 emergency alarms in Dallas. The alarms blared...

Quizzes are not real news

Quizzes are not real news

Aaron Velasquez, Staff Writer

March 29, 2017


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The Internet is a strange, beautiful and vast wonderland. A place of infinite knowledge and one of the crowning achievements of modern civilization.  Then there’s BuzzFeed, a colossal waste of time, energy, resources, and server space. A place where logic and science are thrown to the wind...

Netflix and cheat

Netflix and cheat

Jenna Lyons, Staff Writer

March 29, 2017


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Imagine a world where every Netflix and chill session is built on lies. Betrayed, hurt, jealous. These are just some of the emotions one feels after becoming a victim of the worst dating felony possible: Netflix cheating. You may be wondering: What exactly is Netflix cheating?  It is the act...

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