Ah, report card season, the time of year when students everywhere transform themselves into award-winning actors, putting on Oscar-worthy performances to convince their parents that a B+ in AP Calculus...

The Coliseum roars with excitement as a series of warriors are set to battle. Arial, dressed in plain clothes and simply armed. Rockwell, sporting a massive cleaver and bulky armor. Comic Sans, with...

In the era of virtual marketing, brands are no longer just selling products. They’re fighting for attention in the most bizarre ways possible. From airline accounts to candy brands making weird jokes,...

Welcome to Brainrot 101. I’m going to be your professor today. Brainrot encapsulates online slang, influencers and trends that are purposefully dumb. It hypnotizes its audience under the disguise of...

It’s here. One of the most popular games in the world topping charts with more than 40 million daily users. It’s the greatest phenomenon to strike planet Earth since the invention of the wheel. It’s...

Alright, listen up. This is not a drill. Valentine’s Day is coming, fast. Doomsday is almost here. A day in which a pink-and-red hellscape, plagued with chubby flying babies, strikes down all singles. I...

Ever catch the juicy scent of road kill turkey wafting through your nostrils? It’s almost too much to handle. The influence of devouring “un-alived” turkeys has already spread wide with people morphing...

In the frenzy that is winter break, some take a vacation, others hang out with friends and many spend time with those they love. But only a few, a happy few, a band of brothers pose a bold question...

Unbeknownst to Cal High students, their lives were changed forever when they stepped on campus this year. Even the extra gates being added around campus could not outmatch the horror of one of the new...

Back to school means a lot of new changes, some less discussed than others. Gates and bleachers are the changes on the surface, but mostly gone unnoticed is that the school day at Cal High has actually...