Your ultimate guide to Black Friday survival
Andrew Sousa, Staff Writer
November 15, 2018
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Within a week, the doors of stores nationwide will open up, serving as the battleground for the annual warfare known as Black Friday. With the opening of doors, people swarm into the nearest Walmart or Target, desperate to get their hands on the lower prices of the newest Xbox or Nintendo Swit...
Hey Cal, where’s your enthusiasm?
Josh Nichols, Staff Writer
October 16, 2018
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School spirit is missing. Maybe kidnapped, but certainly missing. School spirit is in need of an Amber Alert, or at least a well organized search party to go find it or whatever’s left of it. Simply put, students don’t care about school events. Rallies, football games and even *che...
Ultimate guide to being a bystander
Sabrina Contreras, Staff Writer
October 16, 2018
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Fights are a tradition at Cal High that have brought many students together, both physically and emotionally. When a fight breaks out, everyone puts their differences aside to experience the breathtaking spectacle. Not to mention unearthing the details of the fight afterward. Whether i...
College apps are not fun
Maddy Klessel, Staff Writer
October 16, 2018
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Welcome to senior year, seniors! The fun year ahead of you will slowly approach, but until then you’re stuck completing the long, dreaded process of college apps. Not only do seniors have extracurricular activities, sports, and schoolwork, but they now also have to add college apps. College...
The Mythical Lord of the Switch
Conan Maron, Staff Writer
May 30, 2018
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Some say it never existed. That the concepts of the Switch were nonexistent. That the Switches seemed to transcend across all space and time only to disappear into oblivion without sudden notice. Now it has been years since the legendary Alex Suehiro led his crusade of Switch cult members to ...
The tragic, lonely life of the AP student
Kyle Maron, Staff Writer
May 30, 2018
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For all who strive to obtain the precious entity of higher knowledge. For all who are willing to lay down thy lives for the sake of advanced education. For all of us poor souls who have signed that damn AP contract. There is but one God out there who we have devoted our spiritual entity. One ...
Electives Cal High students truly deserve
Kevin Sablynski, Staff Writer
April 27, 2018
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As this school year draws to a close, the school has been scrambling to create new, innovative elective classes that students would be interested in taking. Some high schools already offer a wide variety of weird courses, such as lumberjacking that teaches students how to properly cut down ...
Struggles of the fast food industry
Kiley Borba, Staff Writer
April 27, 2018
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The bell rings, I trudge out of my last class of the day. Finally, Friday is finished, and I completed another week of school without ruining my life. Time to go home, relax, and catch up on the five days of sleep I’ve lost… Except that won’t be happening, I need to eat a quick lunch, get dressed,...
Movie series suggestions from Dan Pan the Movie Man
Daniel Pan, Photo Editor
April 27, 2018
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Summer is nearly here, which can only mean one thing: sequels. Apart from the regular Marvel movies and the inevitable adaptation of some blundisroman, there really isn’t anything out of the ordinary planned. Some French director probably once said, “A good movie is one that delights in su...
To shave or not to shave, that is the question
Alex Suehiro, Staff Writer
March 16, 2018
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For centuries women have shaved their legs, but it recently dawned on me to ask the question: Why don’t men shave their legs as well? Is society to blame? I wanted to dive into the science behind why men don’t shave their legs, and why women do. Absurdly, if I asked you to name which...