The Official Student-Run Newspaper of California High School

The Californian

The Official Student-Run Newspaper of California High School

The Californian

The Official Student-Run Newspaper of California High School

The Californian

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How much do you love Mickey?

Chara Ty, Staff Writer February 8, 2016

We’re all looking for our perfect match, for the one to complete us. But it’s simply impossible to meet every single person in search for a soul mate. That’s why lonely souls seeking one another...

Worst aunt ever

Tristen Singer, Staff Writer February 4, 2016

Here’s something that we can leave in 2015– suing your nephew for $127,000 because of a hug. This may sound crazy, but it was the reality for 54-year-old Jennifer Connell and 12-year-old Sean Tarala. The...

ome say the best forms of Darwinism are Apple products in the hands of stupid people.

Death by selfie

Anmol Arora, Staff Writer December 7, 2015

“But first let me take a selfie… on top of a cliff.” Our lives are filled with technology: cars, electricity, 3D printers, and, of course, cell phones. In today’s society, this statement...

Pope’s not-so-fire mixtape

Verona Pichler, Staff Writer December 7, 2015

Pope Francis will no longer simply be known as the Bishop of Rome or the world leader of the Catholic Church. He will also be known as the first of 266 popes to release a fire mixtape. The Pope,...

In-N-Out security guard makes it his top priority to make sure the only thing that kills you at In-N-Out is excessive cholesterol.

Keeping your burgers safe

MacKenzie Brown, Staff Writer December 7, 2015

Introducing the new addition to In-n-Out’s menu: the Hamburger Homies! Are you tired of wild teenagers having territory disputes by throwing mediocre fries at each other? Do you want students to stop...

John Elledge and Whitney Alexander celebrate their day of holy matrimony in the greenest and chillest way they know how.

Newlyweds say, “High do”

Saif Khan, Staff Writer October 19, 2015

Weed, ganja, pot, bud, tree, dro, hemp, reefer, hash, grass. Whatever title you bestow upon the burning bush, it is clear that marijuana has enjoyed a significant rise in prominence and popularity in...

Bubba sits attentively as his wonderful mind absorbs information at a fascinating rate..

San Jose student shocks the world

Emma Hall, Managing Editor October 19, 2015

All over the nation there has been word of an extraordinary student at Leland High School in San Jose. His attributes have changed California’s history and have made national news. This particular...

Sit down and listen up, you freshmen

Cameron Harris, News Lite Editor October 19, 2015

Freshman year is a year of firsts. First high school experience, first block schedule, and your first set of unwritten rules. These rules and regulations have been passed down since Cal High ’s founding...

Facebook: a gift beyond the grave

Facebook: a gift beyond the grave

Raz Mostaghimi, Staff Wtiter June 5, 2015

Great news for ghosts-to-be: in February, Facebook introduced a new feature called the “Legacy Contact.” With this feature, people can give control of their Facebook accounts to a friend or family...

Farewell, Cal High. And now, a hysterical list of what one can do after high school

Farewell, Cal High. And now, a hysterical list of what one can do after high school

Sam Gershik and Pierce Woodward June 5, 2015

Seniors, we are now done with high school. What are some options for what to do next? We could go to college. We could go the military. We could become facetious bloggers that sip coffee and fill with...

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