Katelyn Pak, Staff Writer
She’s back and hopefully better than ever. After having taken a full year to learn the writing style a reporter is supposed to have, and even now STILL forgetting certain parts of AP style, Katelyn Pak, now a junior has returned for her second year at The Californian with the sole goal of writing even more absurd stories, and hunting down more faculty members unfortunate enough to be asked the strangest questions for the most eye-browing raising, toe curling, stomach rumbling, tear-jerking, face-wrinkling, eyes-widening, pupils dilating, palms sweaty, knees weak, arms heavy, Mr. Barr silently judging, teeth grinding, (hopefully) laughter-inducing articles ever conceived in the history of journalism. Freedom of speech is a beautiful thing, and Pak is fully intent on making the most of it… in the worst way possible.