The wonderful folks at Burger King have generously announced they will begin providing home delivery in select areas, including San Ramon.

This will allow consumers to get the best, tastiest mixture of chemically-produced, fresh, “all-natural” ingredients with zero hassle and minimal cost.

Burger King has yet to be rivaled in the fast-food-home-delivery business in America by the other fast food giant, McDonald’s, although McDonald’s provides home delivery in parts of Asia.

The lucky people of America now have the ability to be delivered the finest hamburgers, fries, onion rings, milkshakes, and more, cooked by the professional, hard-working chefs of their local Burger King restaurant.

These fine meals are prepared using only the finest pink slime, the fattiest oils, and the most tender and succulent horsemeat.

As of this month, Burger King has begun home delivery in San Ramon from its Crow Canyon location.

From its signature Whopper burger to its new donut holes and Cinnabon Minibon rolls, Burger King is putting its entire, cheap menu online at bkdelivers.com, revolutionizing the fast food industry and bringing it into the modern, cyber-world.

These geniuses of the restaurant business, these “kings” of the food industry, are constantly working to make sure each order is treated with the best care and that you the happy customer, will truly “have it your way”.

One problem with this new delivery system is that Burger King will only deliver food within a 10-minute radius of its restaurant.

This will exclude many who want their fine-cooked meals delivered to their homes.

San Ramon is blessed to have its Four-Star Burger King restaurant give the people a new, exciting way to consume its favorite foods.

Home delivery is the way to go for this country. It’s the first step taken by the fast food business to help make a healthier America.

Think of all the calories that are burned running to open doors for smiling Burger King delivery people, that are wasted sitting in cars as they dawdle through the boring drive-thru.

Home delivery is also another important piece of the generous fast food industry’s agenda to relieve the economy of its recession by providing jobs.

Burger King is asking for a number of  delivery drivers, young ambitious teenagers who want, “a chance to see what you’re made of, be challenged, and take hold of your future,” as stated on bkcareers.com, Burger King’s website for the jobs it provides.

In this big step forward for Burger King, it is helping to shape America’s future

On Burger King’s website for jobs, bkcareers.com, it reads, “With enough time, training and experience, you’ll have the tools to take that next step towards making it big.”

Yes, of course.

Everyone knows that fast food delivery people need months of rigorous training to perform their difficult task adequately.

With generous, $3 tips and minimum wage salaries, these delivery drivers, who bring the warmth and care of Burger King to the consumer’s house. They are all  learning that hard work really does pay off.

Nothing is better than helping the already lazy population of America now become even lazier.

At least there will be more Burger King for all.