Are you looking for a new style? One that screams, “I’m a homeless, zombie-killing apocalypse survivor?” Worry not, as our savior Yeezus has answered your prayers.

Between interrupting singers at the Grammys and hanging out with his new BFF Paul McCartney, Kanye West has been designing the ugliest, most god-awful line of clothing that has ever defiled the tender eyes of man. Which is to say, it’s just like a lot of other modern couture lines.

Fortunately, this is not the first experience Ye has had in fashion.  In 2013, he collaborated with A.P.C. and sold a plain white T-shirt for the low price of $120, doubtlessly inspired by fellow rapper Macklemore’s original mackle, “Thrift Shop.” Unsurprisingly, every single shirt sold out, because who wouldn’t want to spend that much money to buy a shirt that they could purchase at Wal-Mart for $5 when they could buy it from Lord Ye himself?

Two years after the success of that clothing endeavor, Kanye is back at it again, and this time we’re going to “let him finish.”

This fall, Kanye’s collaboration with Nike led to the production of the infamous “Red October” shoes. (Many people suspect that the shoe’s blindingly crimson color comes from being soaked in the blood of Beyonce-haters.)

For his collaboration with Adidas, however, Yeezus has moved on from the theme of “Satanic footwear” and into the realm of “nuclear fall-out wilderness backpacker.” The ratty, unwashed look of his new clothing line highlights the deep exhaustion and regret on the faces of the models who wore it, lending them the appearance of the cast of “Lost,” “Castaway,” or “Lord of the Flies.”

Not to say that Yeezy’s designs are unoriginal in any way.  In order to add his own brand of “Kanye Zest,” he implemented the addition of several dozen skin-toned, full-body pantyhose. Now, instead of looking like sleepless lumberjacks with a questionable taste in shoes, those who wear this new line will look like half-naked sleepless lumberjacks with a questionable taste in shoes. Possibilities!

The rest of the clothing line features overly priced articles of clothing that look like they were stolen off the back of a diseased homeless person. For example, nothing exhibits “high fashion” like a poorly fitting, poop-brown colored sweatshirt.

Another one of West’s most “fashionable” pieces is a plain gray sweater that looks like a toddler cut holes in random spots all over it. Shame on you, Kanye, for letting North West play with scissors.

Speaking of the fledgling of Kanye’s Nest, Yeezy designed a bulletproof vest that his 18-month-old daughter wore to his Adidas Fashion show. While most babies wear onesies or bibs, Kanye decided to dress his child in something that looked like it should be worn by a professional assassin.

He knows that all of his family must be Kanye Dressed the Kanye Best.

Another attendee of the fashion show was Kanye’s wife, Kim Kardashian, who spent the majority of the show taking selfies to add to her prestigious collection. Beyonce and Jay-Z also made special appearances, and were deemed the most worthy Kanye Guests.

As wonderful as his overpriced, dystopian society-esque outfits have turned out, Kanye should stick to what he does best: music. Hopefully he’ll focus on making a new album and give this attempt at “fashion” a Kanye Rest.