Abreev urself
November 4, 2010
By Amelia Arvesen, Staff Writer Do you prefer awk or kwerd? A new lingo has emerged among Cal High studes called “abreevs.” If one isn’t educated in this lang it’s almost as hard to understand as the Sims. “Basically you can abreev any word,” said senior Avi Feldman. “Just cut off...
Sincerely, Stefan
November 3, 2010
By Stefan Chapman, Advice Columnist What’s the best way to tell a friend he or she is ugly? – Oscar the Grouch I’m glad you asked this question because there is nothing more awkward than having an unattractive friend. I’ve even been in situations where an ugly friend wanted to know...
Introducing, Sincerely Stefan feat. Stefan Chapman
October 5, 2010
Dear Stefan: I have a boy problem. I tend to follow this boy wherever I go. I hope he’s not weirded out. How do I avoid getting arrested for what some people call “stalking”? – Right Behind You Dear Right Behind You: Now stalking is just a word , a word that some people might view as inappropriate, but not me. If you’re a stalker it just means you’re committed ...
Girls’ shorts too short for Corti
October 5, 2010
By Jen Hight “The dress code is a myth,” said junior John Marshall. “Just like Alaska.” That may be true in many students’ minds. But now many of those students have received dress cuts and are furious that administrators would order them to cover their bodies from the loving light...
Facebook Stalking 101
October 5, 2010
By Ashby Huber Do you ever wish you could check up on your ex, or learn about that girl who sits in front of you third period? Well now you can become closer than ever to that special person, without violating your restraining order. In just five easy steps, I will teach you how to become not only a F...