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The Californian

The Official Student-Run Newspaper of California High School

The Californian

The Official Student-Run Newspaper of California High School

The Californian

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Strange Map Sightings

Wynne Zhang, Graphics Edior May 30, 2014

From crop circles to buffalo herds to people with fake pigeon heads on in Japan- it can all be discovered with the all-seeing and mighty Google Maps. People use Google Maps for navigation, but also to...

Back parking lot is a death trap

Back parking lot is a death trap

Alex Farley, Staff Writer May 21, 2014

It is no secret that the Cal High parking lot is a death trap overflowing with reckless and inexperienced drivers. Lazy, sleep deprived zombies race into the lot in order to not be late to school. The...

Where oh where could Woodward be?

Where oh where could Woodward be?

Pierce Woodward, Advice Columnist May 21, 2014

Well guys, it’s official. I’ve been stolen. I’ve always dreamed about situations like this. About what I’d do, the hidden messages I’d sneak through. Then my kidnapper gives me a pen and paper...

Prom and ball bring pain to all

Prom and ball bring pain to all

Sam Gershik, News Lite Editor April 10, 2014

Junior Prom has come and gone and next on many students’ agenda is Senior Ball. Prom and ball are the bat mitzvah, the quinceanera, the Sweet Sixteen party every young man never had. He gets to dress...

Woodward tries to advise

Woodward tries to advise

Pierce Woodward, Advice Columnist April 10, 2014

Dear Woodward of Wisdom, How do I make friends? Sincerely, Lone Wolf   Dear Lone Wolf, It was a dark, stormy, and lonely night. I’d gathered all the supplies. Glancing quickly over...

10 reasons to be a Belieber

Caitlin Stein, News Editor February 28, 2014

Shout out to all the Beliebers out there who just want to #freebieber from facing time in prison. Justin Bieber only got a DUI and partook in illegal activities. He’s 19 years old.  Everyone makes...

Woodward won't stop

Woodward won’t stop

Pierce Woodward, Advice Columnist February 28, 2014

Dear Woodward of Wisdom, Any tips on surviving a zombie apocalypse? Sincerely, Patient Zero   Dear Patient Zero, I knew I’d get asked this question sometime before the end of the...

New Amazon drones drop on by

New Amazon drones drop on by

Sam Gershik, News Lite Editor February 28, 2014

By next year, Amazon.com will likely have fully-functioning delivery drones. Thank goodness, because if shoppers have to wait another second for their Pyrex Prepware 3-piece mixing bowl set, they would...

The memoir of a tent camping, school skipping, burrito winner

The memoir of a tent camping, school skipping, burrito winner

Austin Hille, Editor In Chief February 13, 2014

I don’t think there is way to present this that makes me sound like a sane individual, so I’m just going to come out and say it. I skipped two days of school last month in order to camp out in front...

Woodward advice game hella strong doe

Woodward advice game hella strong doe

Pierce Woodward, Advice Columnist January 16, 2014

Dear Woodward of Wisdom, People keep finding me in their closet. Is there a better place for me to hide? Sincerely, the Monster   Dear the Monster, First off, let me say that I really...

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