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NYU says “Lunch on me!” then forgets its wallet

NYU students who were forced to quarantine were served everything from watermelon salad with chicken to moldy fruit to soggy bread. Yum.

Saachi Sharma, Staff Writer

September 28, 2020

Are you thinking of going to college in New York? Do you enjoy moldy fruit? If so, I have just the school for you. Come down to NYU, aka NoYumforU, where you can experience plain loaves of soggy bread and broken pieces of Nature Valley granola bars, that is, IF we deliver your meals at all of cour...

School was better than this

Angela Zhang, Staff Writer

May 20, 2020

“I’m bored.”  Don’t worry, we’ve all said it. To many people’s surprise, including my own, this break has not been the usual vacation from school that was expected. Instead of being able to hang out or play sports, we get to spend a good amount of time in our lovely homes. On top...

Wacky Wednesday: Tiger King is Inexplicably Thrilling

Wacky Wednesday: Tiger King is Inexplicably Thrilling

Isaac Oronsky, Co Managing Editor

April 15, 2020

Netflix really did good with this one. Somehow they knew that the only way to combat the boring and pointlessness of quarantine was to release a show that was the complete opposite: absolute insanity.  “Tiger King” is a docu-series that centers around the story of G.W. Zoo owner, Tiger King,...

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