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The Californian

The Official Student-Run Newspaper of California High School

The Californian

The Official Student-Run Newspaper of California High School

The Californian

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Many students have fond memories of attending school online from the comfort of their own beds.

An ode to online schooling

Evan Heinz, Staff Writer October 15, 2021

Zoom, oh where art thou?  I have fallen under the care of Schoology, a cruel mistress. I await your comforting smile. Hurry home.  There are many things I miss about online school. I know many...

The demon stairs of the main building sadly did not disappear during quarantine.

Back to school backfires

Wyatt Golla, News Lite Editor October 15, 2021

There is one truth at this school: there’s always something going on at Cal High.  It doesn’t matter if we are online or in person. It’s always something.  Honestly, I definitely could have...

Students face roadwork trouble

Jordan Vereen, Staff Writer October 15, 2021

Students have always struggled with getting to school.  Early wake-up times, transportation, those annoying pedestrians, the works. Who would’ve thought that I’d need yet another obstacle between...

It's hard to find a job that benefits the lifestyle of post-pandemic teens.

Lazily looking for a job in a post-COVID 19 world

Wyatt Golla, News Lite Editor May 28, 2021

I am finally old enough to apply for a summer job, but I find myself with a problem that some students might be able to relate to.  The problem is I don’t think I have done anything remotely useful...

The beloved Costco churro has returned to the Costco food court.

The triumphant return of the Costco churro

Nick Harvey, Opinions Editor May 28, 2021

The friendly service. The wide array of items. The food court. There’s much to love about Costco.  But Costco has become even more lovable with the re-introduction of their classic churro at the...

The deserted land that is the Cal High quad.

Did the Cal High campus miss us?

Wyatt Golla, News Lite Editor April 28, 2021

We have been away from school for almost a year now, and I never thought I would say this but, I miss actually being in school. Shocking, I know. But as much as we may have missed the campus there's...

Texas is giving Florida a run for its money.

Texas: A rapsheet

Brady Horton and Josh Nichols April 28, 2021

Today, we’re going to be talking about Texas, the only state that has seceded from two different countries because the ruling class was so against the idea of freeing their slaves. Texas is a vast...

Even while school is remote and people stay at home, participating seniors are still actively seeking out their targets.

Even in a pandemic, Assassins lives on

Josh Nichols, News Lite Editor March 11, 2021

During this nightmare of a past year, normalcy has been rewritten. But as I sat in the back parking lot of our school at 5:30 p.m. on a Tuesday, watching my fellow classmates aggressively maneuver their...

WARNING: Gorilla Glue is not a haircare product. It's called glue for a reason.

Gorilla Glue girl becomes a trailblazer in the super glue franchise

Andrew Ma, Editor-in-Chief March 11, 2021

Some things just stick. A nickname that rolls off the tongue, a catchy song, or even that ancient piece of gum living under your desk. For Louisiana woman Tessica Brown, it would be the Gorilla Glue...

As always, 2021’s Super Bowl event provided its viewers with a series of engaging and iconic commercials.

Top 20 commercials from the Super Bowl LV

Nimisa Panda, Features Editor March 2, 2021

The last year has been a series of firsts: first year of worldwide lockdowns, first year of online schooling, first year of not being able to see friends, and first year of a Super Bowl without a packed...

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