Assassins is more than just a game; it’s a way of life
Nate Rankin, Staff Writer
March 15, 2016
Filed under News Lite, Showcase
As second semester seniors, we have a lot of pressure on us to show the world that we can be successful young adults. We’re supposed to show responsibility, independence and qualities that would deem us “acceptable” by colleges and “employable” by the work force. The game of Assassins...
Prom costs more than Kanye’s shoes
Tristen Singer, Staff Writer
March 15, 2016
Filed under News Lite
It’s finally over. The holiday season and all of the reckless spending brought with it has finally drawn to a close. Whether you’re still kicking yourself for buying that useless hoverboard, or spending way too much on your significant other’s Valentines gift, we can all agree on one thing....
Uber puppy service is more cuddly than ever
Jessica Yuan, Staff Writer
March 15, 2016
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Having a “ruff” day? Instead of chugging down another cup of coffee, there’s now a much cuter alternative for that little boost during your mid-day crash. Throughout the course of the past year, UberPuppies has been delivering little bundles of joy straight to the doorsteps of offices and...
Droning is about to get a lot more fun
Cameron Harris, Staff Writer
February 8, 2016
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Amazon delivers everything. Well, not everything, but they are getting closer. Alcoholic beverages are now being delivered by Amazon. Choose your one hour delivery for an extra eight dollars, or just wait two hours for no delivery fee. The question is, why hasn’t Amazon used their most powerful...
How much do you love Mickey?
Chara Ty, Staff Writer
February 8, 2016
Filed under News Lite
We’re all looking for our perfect match, for the one to complete us. But it’s simply impossible to meet every single person in search for a soul mate. That’s why lonely souls seeking one another have been blessed with online dating sites catered to specific preferences. Today, there are websites...
Worst aunt ever
Tristen Singer, Staff Writer
February 4, 2016
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Here’s something that we can leave in 2015– suing your nephew for $127,000 because of a hug. This may sound crazy, but it was the reality for 54-year-old Jennifer Connell and 12-year-old Sean Tarala. The story began when Connell was attending Tarala’s birthday party in 2011. When she arrived,...
Death by selfie
Anmol Arora, Staff Writer
December 7, 2015
Filed under News Lite
“But first let me take a selfie… on top of a cliff.” Our lives are filled with technology: cars, electricity, 3D printers, and, of course, cell phones. In today’s society, this statement couldn’t be more true. How many times do you go to a restaurant and see people looking down at their...
Pope’s not-so-fire mixtape
Verona Pichler, Staff Writer
December 7, 2015
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Pope Francis will no longer simply be known as the Bishop of Rome or the world leader of the Catholic Church. He will also be known as the first of 266 popes to release a fire mixtape. The Pope, in accompaniment with multiple choirs, Damiano Affinito, Giorgio Kriegsch, and Alessia Busetto, came...
Keeping your burgers safe
MacKenzie Brown, Staff Writer
December 7, 2015
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Introducing the new addition to In-n-Out’s menu: the Hamburger Homies! Are you tired of wild teenagers having territory disputes by throwing mediocre fries at each other? Do you want students to stop dumping water on your car? If so, the Hamburger Homies are here for you. The San Ramon Police...
Newlyweds say, “High do”
Saif Khan, Staff Writer
October 19, 2015
Filed under News Lite
Weed, ganja, pot, bud, tree, dro, hemp, reefer, hash, grass. Whatever title you bestow upon the burning bush, it is clear that marijuana has enjoyed a significant rise in prominence and popularity in the United States. So substantial is this rise in support and acclaim that people are looking toward...