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This poor parking job in the back parking lot clearly exceeds the space limitation of the standard parking space.

Grizzlies can’t park and now everyone knows

Allison Cavanagh, A&E Editor December 17, 2021

We’ve all seen them, maybe even been featured on them, but we can’t escape them. “cal high slumped” and “grizzlies can’t park”, the infamous Instagram accounts that have caught everyone off...

The luxury of nap time is more than necessary for students who arent just little kids.

Students need nap time now more than ever

Wyatt Golla, Staff Writer December 17, 2021

Think back with me, if you will, to a simpler time when you didn’t have to worry about finals, deadlines and jobs. Your only concerns were learning how to tie your shoes and sing the alphabet.  Kindergarten,...

When keeping time goes awry

When keeping time goes awry

Jordan Vereen, Staff Writer November 29, 2021

Ah, clocks. Gatekeepers of time, space, and maybe some other things, but most importantly, they’re wonderful to watch when I have an hour to do my English test. Well, at least when they aren’t failing...

PSAT day horror stories occur throughout the day as College Board accumulates more and more power.

Annual PSAT day fails to meet standards again

Kira Sidhu, Staff Writer November 29, 2021

Ahh, PSAT day. We may have sharpened our No. 2 pencils to perfection the night before, but the school seems to have missed the point.  It’s clear the district really tried to change things up this...

Holiday stuck in constant  mediocrity.

Breaking News! Thanksgiving is still a holiday!

Wyatt Golla, Staff Writer November 18, 2021

Thanksgiving is everybody’s third or fourth favorite holiday.  Don’t get me wrong, I love spending time with my family, but there’s something uniquely drab about Thanksgiving in particular.  It’s...

Many students have fond memories of attending school online from the comfort of their own beds.

An ode to online schooling

Evan Heinz, Staff Writer October 15, 2021

Zoom, oh where art thou?  I have fallen under the care of Schoology, a cruel mistress. I await your comforting smile. Hurry home.  There are many things I miss about online school. I know many...

The demon stairs of the main building sadly did not disappear during quarantine.

Back to school backfires

Wyatt Golla, Staff Writer October 15, 2021

There is one truth at this school: there’s always something going on at Cal High.  It doesn’t matter if we are online or in person. It’s always something.  Honestly, I definitely could have...

Students face roadwork trouble

Jordan Vereen, Staff Writer October 15, 2021

Students have always struggled with getting to school.  Early wake-up times, transportation, those annoying pedestrians, the works. Who would’ve thought that I’d need yet another obstacle between...

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