Tyler Hollander
Staff Writer
Having fun in the sun wasn’t the easiest task this year at the senior picnic.
As usual, the former senior classes ruined the fun of the annual senior picnic.
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Lock your doors. Patrol your house. Watch your back. And above all else, wear a turtleneck, because your classmates are coming for your neck. Assassins is back.
Any furry facial fellow understands the annoying task that is shaving, but not many of them truly understand the sacrifice made by their facial follicles.
A desperate student is sitting in class on the day of a test, and suddenly the pressure of getting into a good college and beating the curve hits him. What should he do?
