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The Californian

The Official Student-Run Newspaper of California High School

The Californian

The Official Student-Run Newspaper of California High School

The Californian

THE Florida Man returns in his last installment of the four-part series wielding a stapler.

Florida Man Season 1 finale is here

Wyatt Golla, News Lite Editor March 15, 2023

Every story needs a good conclusion, a last little send-off as it reaches the end. Some of the most renowned media is known for their spectacular endings: “The Sixth Sense”, “Titanic, “The Return...

Students like Wyatt Golla nearly burst into flames as burnout from college applications becames too much. He survived.

I survived college applications (barely)

Wyatt Golla, News Lite Editor February 9, 2023

I won’t sugarcoat it. College applications are rough. Actually, anything that involves thinking about my future is so draining that by the end of it I feel like I just ran a marathon. The intricate...

Florida Man and his accomplice baby aligator return for the third entry of staff writer Wyatt Golla’s epic saga.

Florida Man trilogy is now complete

Wyatt Golla, News Lite Editor April 29, 2022

Harken back with me, to the great trilogies of old. “The Godfather”, “The Lord of The Rings”, “Star Wars” (all three of them), “The Dark Knight”, “Indiana Jones” and many more. What...

We all agree, $10,000 worth of ice cream equates to a monstrous pile of delicious goodness.

Cal screams for ice cream

Wyatt Golla, News Lite Editor March 18, 2022

We’ve all been fooled.  There was a great revelation hidden right under our noses, and I’m one of the few people both bold and dumb enough to talk about it.  For you see, the discovery of this...

Many students spend their class time playing Snake Game and other games on their Chromebooks instead of doing their actual work.

Behind the screens of student Chromebooks

Wyatt Golla, News Lite Editor February 14, 2022

In case you’ve been living under a rock for the past few months (and with COVID-19 raging again I don’t blame you) students received Chromebooks a while ago.  I’d like to preface this article...

The luxury of nap time is more than necessary for students who aren't just little kids.

Students need nap time now more than ever

Wyatt Golla, News Lite Editor December 17, 2021

Think back with me, if you will, to a simpler time when you didn’t have to worry about finals, deadlines and jobs. Your only concerns were learning how to tie your shoes and sing the alphabet.  Kindergarten,...

Holiday stuck in constant  mediocrity.

Breaking News! Thanksgiving is still a holiday!

Wyatt Golla, News Lite Editor November 18, 2021

Thanksgiving is everybody’s third or fourth favorite holiday.  Don’t get me wrong, I love spending time with my family, but there’s something uniquely drab about Thanksgiving in particular.  It’s...

The demon stairs of the main building sadly did not disappear during quarantine.

Back to school backfires

Wyatt Golla, News Lite Editor October 15, 2021

There is one truth at this school: there’s always something going on at Cal High.  It doesn’t matter if we are online or in person. It’s always something.  Honestly, I definitely could have...

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