The Californian

2018 – Where silence meets spirit

The class of 2018 has about as much enthusiasm as a dead rat being flung around by a ceiling fan.

Holden Curtis, Staff Writer

May 31, 2018

The California High School class of 2018 is truly a remarkable group of young men and women.  Over the past four years our class has grown so much as people, all while building upon some amazing qualities we possess along the way. These qualities range from an obvious genius level intellect to ...

Valentines for Vladimir: From yours truly, Donald J. Trump <3

Holden Curtis, Staff Writer

February 9, 2018

As we all know, our glorious leader in the White House has been in some hot water recently, as accusations of collusion have been aimed in his direction.  Many of his underlings have been indicted in search of proof of committing these Russian wrongdoings. There has already been plenty of...

The North Pole goes south

The North Pole goes south

Holden Curtis, Staff Writer

December 19, 2017

On Dec. 27, 2017, the hearing of The People v. Kris Kringle was held in the New York State federal court.  The man, more commonly known as Santa Claus, was charged on more than 38 various felony offenses, with dozens more misdemeanor charges on the docket.  The severity of Kringle’s...

Kian Jafari: San Ramon’s drifting legend

The car goes

Holden Curtis, Staff Writer

November 7, 2017

Many people in today’s society dream of being an action star, fighting crime and getting into car chases.  For most people, having a persona out of a blockbuster movie will always remain a farfetched dream.  But for Cal High senior Kian Jafari, this dream has become an absolute reality. Jafari...

Quite a spin on the fidget spinner

Holden Curtis, Staff Writer

October 2, 2017

The wheel. Who needs it? Sliced bread. Who cares?  None of these inventions hold a candle to the glorious fidget spinner. Surely the greatest invention of the 21st century, this small plastic toy has captivated the minds of the easily-impressed in recent months.  But just when we...